Phone Call #1: me and a recent college grad
Me: Greeting
Girl: um why haven’t you given me my diploma yet?
Me: excuse me?
Her: I haven’t got my diploma and I need it
Me: You need to call the University for that
Her: (outraged) are you kidding me?
Me: No we are a completely separate company from the University and I cannot transfer you nor do I have the number
Her: seriously? Are you kidding?
Me: no. click
This wouldn’t be nearly as bad if she were a freshman, but the fact that she just graduated and still has no idea the university she attended for 4 years is separate from us is rather embarrassing..
Phone Call #2: me and a morbid old lady
Woman: do you carry the book “how to build your own casket?”
Phone Call #3: Me and accented woman
Woman: I want a prince Philip
sigh. don't we all. I wish we sold Prince Philip I would have picked that up years ago
and a fun stalker guy who called 9 times and would just listen, I could hear him breathing and hear an airport but he wouldn't talk no matter what I said...creeper
--high tide
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